TV Shows

Where have the last two and a half hours gone?! Che cavollo...

Oh wait, I know exactly what happened. I spent them watching tv instead of blogging or cleaning or doing anything productive in any way, shape or form. And you know what is the worst?

I hate tv.

That's not true... I don't hate tv. It's more of a love/hate relationship. I love tv because it entertains me, it makes me laugh, all of that jazz, but I hate it because there is no closure. You know what happens at wherever they produce these stupid things? "Oh sure, throw the cliffhanger on the end of that episode, that will bring our viewers back for sure. What do you mean it's cruel and unusual punishment to keep them in suspense like that? It's gonna make us bank, now do it!" followed by cackling and malicious laughter behind closed doors. Yes. That is exactly what happens. It's bogus!

But of course, it works, which is why it keeps happening and why I keep getting sucked in and I end up watching week after week, show after show! This is why I just don't start tv shows, I just don't get involved. Because then I have to watch the next episode and then I get upset when the cliffhanger always comes every time (you would I think I would learn...), and then my blood pressure spikes because of the anxiety and then I have to be rushed to the ER until I stop seeing red and yellow dots, and it's all just a big mess.

Every time.

Alright, that doesn't happen. But still! Dumb tv shows... That's why I much prefer movies! Except for now they are starting to put cliffhangers on movies too because they want to make sequels, and triquels, and quaduels (I don't think that word can even be said out loud fluidly...) and whatever.

What is wrong with this world?! Why can anything have a happy ending any more?!? It makes me sad...

I just watched the season finale of Psych, just to justify my rant, for those who were confused...

Lame sauce, that's what we call episodes like that. Lame. Sauce.